I just realized that since I have a car that I don’t care about all that much and that is worth about $500, I can now slam on my brakes with alacrity when someone tailgates me — which here in Florida is basically everywhere you drive.

This state has worse drivers, and more of them, than anywhere except for perhaps East Texas.

But with a $500 car, I can afford not to care. I hope they have good insurance. They are going to need it to treat my numerous (fake) medical problems that develop after they plow into me as a result of following half a foot behind.

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