Driving to work this morning, there was a bus with some advertising on the back that was not quite what it should have been.

It said, in huge 300-point type: “We’re In Your Neighbor.”

I was like, “Huh?”

But then I noticed there was a very tiny sign — some sort of safety notice — inconspicuously covering up the “hood” part.

I’m glad to know that no violations of my neighbor were involved in this particular business’s advertising strategy.